The fact that this movie is streaming on Amazon and Amazon is presented as the only thing that could ever save humanity from an existential threat is hilarious. It goes full ludicrous when Ice Cube confronts a rogue surveillance baddie ( Clark Gregg) and shouts, "You risked all of our lives just to spy on people's AMAZON CARTS!!"

I’m sorry, is he implying there’s some kind of conspiracy against Ice Cube that’s responsible for War of the Worlds’ dismal Rotten Tomatoes rating? I wouldn’t go that fa