It’s crunch time in the 2025/26 football season, with the first domestic competition of the year concluding this weekend when Arsenal and Manchester City meet at Wembley in the Carabao Cup final.
Sure, gnomes are cute, and at 13½ inches look nice on a mantle. Who could’ve foreseen they’d be treated by early rising Masters patrons the way rabid teens once treated John Lennon and Paul McCartney?