Red Dwarf began life when writers Rob Grant and Doug Naylor decided to script a radio sitcom based loosely on a series of sketches called "Dave Hollins: Space Cadet" from their Radio 4 series Son of ...

Has requested sick leave due to diarrhoea on no less than 900 occasions. Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years to avoid being tied down to a career. Promotion ...

A genial Liverpudlian slob with an unending taste for lager and curry, Lister is an unlikely candidate to be the sole remaining representative of the human race. But that's exactly what he becomes ...

Balancing a chair on his beak, Mr Flibble asked how Judy began performing with a CIRCUS? I started performing when I joined the circus - that was my first job. I was an acrobat in Circus Oz for five ...

Manufactured by Crapola Inc. and retailing at $£19.99, Talkie Toaster must have seemed like a bargain. Until Lister realised that it took its vocation to the level of obsession. It's cheery greeting ...

Neither these nor modems are permitted to help candidates cheat in the astro-navigation exams. Operational notes: And don't get me started on urine testing - every year there's always some urine ...