If you didn't know any better, this whole bit would come across as something out of an Archie comic that feels far more ...

According to a news story, his real mom and dad – not the ones in Kansas, who for some reason talked like they’d just moved ...

The actor will be playing the engaged son of Ben Stiller’s Gaylord Focker in the new movie, which now has the official title of ‘Focker-in-Law’.